Introduction

OK, since all of this took place in the forum, after 24 hours there will only be a few people who can enjoy this story so, at Hisey's request(sort of) I have taken it upon myself to ^C^V these. It pretty much will fill you in on the whole story + comments + a few posts of an argument between Sauron and One Ring. I did cut out a bunch of unrelated posts. There were also a few after these, but for the sake of length I didn't include them. There are, however, unrelated comments in here so if you don't have time just read the 06:02:54 post.

Cheesy but Sincere Acknowledgement

I would also like to take a moment to thank everyone for their help and support, over the last couple of days. And the laughs, too.

Uh Oh. Just got a message to come over to the corporate security office at 3:30.
*swallows hard*
Me thinks I'm in trouble.

Well, I'm off to visit with an "outside agency" at the security office. If I don't return in an hour or two, you can probably assume I'm in jail. I'm praying its just a subpoena or something less bad.

you know, NexR, if you ever said anything less than flattering about W., Carnivore would have picked up on it and tracked you down for the Secret Service to find you.
*putting my tin foil hat back on*

Hey, has anyone seen Sauron around here? I'm hiding from him, and I can't let him find me, or he'll take over Middle-Earth. So if he asks, tell him I'm not here, OK?

Holy Crap! Talk about "Big Brother is Watching You" I just talked to the Secret Service!

And with that cliffhanger, I'll explain in about 30 minutes when I get home from work. You will all really love this.

Ack! The suspense is killing me.

The Secret Service! Cool... that'll teach you to be making phony $100 bills on the color copier at work... lol

One Ring: I saw that! You've been hanging around that Frodo character again, haven't you!

NexR GAAAAH!! and I won't be able to catch up this weekend!!
GAAAAAH!!
life is so unfair.

D'oh!

*runs away*

You'll never catch me!

COME BACK HERE!

Sheesh!

That's it!

I'm releasing the Nazgul! YOU WERE WARNED!!!

talk about weird. i was totally joking about NexR going to see the USSS. that's just plain freaky. maybe all of those paranoids are on to something.
on that really disturbing note, i'm off. i'll be back later to implent phase 2 of PsiD's plan for tonight's MBP

Great. The Secret Service reads FARK now.... we're all screwed!

I heard the NSA's been trying to get in, but all their servers are down ;)


Hey, what are you doing in my offnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Ooh, the Nazgul, I'm SO SCARED! I'm shakin' in my boots here. Oh, I forgot, I'm a ring, I don't WEAR boots.

Hee hee!

*sends Nazgul to intimidate others into catching the One Ring for him*

*begins hatching fiendish plan*

*gets someone in here to clean the goddamn dust off the Dark Throne*

I AM BACK!

You may all cringe and cower now.

Sauron, please. No one is fooled by this macho evil guy routine. Like all bullies, you're just a coward at heart.

By the way, you might consider joining an anger-management support group. All this yelling is really off-putting. Why do you think you don't have any friends?

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First I'd like to say 2 things:
1) I'm not joking, this really did just happen to me.
2) I'd like to point out that I am being really selfless by not using this as a ploy to up my Articles counter to 1.
OK, 3 things:
3) This is one of the coolest things that has ever happened to me and I have to share it.
OK 4 things, but that's all:
4) All you SS people out there watching me right now, I would like to emphasize that there was no intent I was not serious and in the following posts that are going to ensue, I am certain every one else in here is too.
OK 5, thats it:
5) I work in the missles and military aircraft IS dept for a major aerospace company, and while off the clock at the time, I was at my computer at work.

Here goes, Do you all remember the thread from 8-29-01 about the SS farking with some poor guy about his bumper stickers. (this one) Take a look at my boobies on there. It turns out that the answer to my question is yes, if it is deemed that there is true intent to perform the crime.

So I spent about 45 minutes explaining to two SS people that I wasn't serious. Then I got to answer a series of questions about my life, my family and friends, my mental sanity history(spotless I might add), my computer skills, etc. Yeah and to give you an idea of how the questions went here's some of the answers: Male, Caucasion, Brown Hair, Blue Eyes, 25, Single, Lives Alone, Programmer, Lots of Internet Surfing, Alias: Nexus Reaver(I know its cheesy), etc. Reads like a the unabomber's Bio, doesn't it.

Well anyway, after what felt like a grilling, the SS took some pics of me with a polaroid and to show that they weren't that bad they gave me a frontal and profile pic to preserve the memory - w00t! w00t!

To finish up:
The security guy found it funny and said so in our joint official company statement.
My Boss thinks its hilarious and says he likes the profile pic the best.
My coworkers have laughed about it and brought up that as a joke the Clinton admin took all the 'W' keys from the keyboards with them as they left the White House.
Moral: I deserve a Dumbass Tag, dubbya deserves a Don't_fark_With_Me_I'm_Not_A_Dumbass Tag.

Hmm... that looks a little cramped. Let's see how this looks:

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Ah, much better.

Sorry about the long post everyone.

BTW, One Ring, Sauron I'm ROTFLMFAO at you two.

Heh, funny story.

NexR- How did they find out where you worked, etc? Just to freak you out even more. I had a friend whose brother did some bad stuff, I don't think he threaten the pres, and when Clinton came into town the Secret service searched his parent's house... Needless to say they were pretty pissed off...

NexR,

That is too funny! I know it's serious, but that just made my day!

Yep. I had a background check done with them once. I worked at a hotel where George Sr and Clinton stayed a lot when they were in Atlanta.

Tell ya, their security was nothing compared to the Superbowl. Or was that we just didn't notice it...?

Fishbowl, they wouldn't tell me, but I think they must have found me by pinging my home IP(dynamic) and the proxy server IP at work. Then they must have X-referenced the employee roster with the different accounts registered on my DSL hub. I guess. I'm kinda proud it took this long for them to find me.

Here is another one for ya. In 1996 Bob Dole came into town and I just happened to be walking down the street and hundreds of cops, Secret service guys come out of nowhere and Dole and libby start to walk with the common people. Anyway, these punk kids around 13 or 14 with mohawks, were nabbed by the SS. I heard them yelling at them and telling them that they were following the Senator, etc. They also stated that they we in big trouble and permanet record this and that. The funny thing was that there were about 200 people following him around... I did shake Libby's hand, though. Not too exciting but the man cracking down on little kids was interesting...

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

*bows* Thank you! Our next show will be...uh...whenever we're both here again, I guess.

*exits, stage right*

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They actually mentioned FARK by name and said they'd seen here that you'd *gasp* threatened the President?

That's so cool! That means some SS guys are reading this post and the post I made RIGHT AFTER NexR's "killing joke".

w00t!

Do you think one of us Farkers works the SS and narked on you? Or do they just enjoy trolling?

Cyberpunk -- I just read your post. You are farked....

Fishbowl
Are you suggesting Milkit is a Fark narc? ;)

My guess is they had some sniffer pgm that picked up on "killing" and "dubbya" then read through everything on this site for a couple of weeks before and up till now. I'm kinda curious whether or not they have approached Drew or anyone working for Fark.

For the record, since it seems so topical, I'd like to take a moment so say that I have NOT been thinking about harming any employees of any major world governments or political organizations, nor have I ever done so, nor shall I ever.

Thank you.

For our secret service guests, I've brought some pizza. Enjoy, fellas (and ladies, if there are any- I've never seen a secret service lady...)



I couldn't afford three pizzas, so I just drew a picture of a third one.

Malinois-- I am not familiar with who Milkit is. I have seen the name, but never conversed with him or her. Do they work for the man? I do like the Fark Narc thing though. It does seem clear that Fark has been penatrated by a mole......

Damn you Milkit! Show yourself! Come out and fight you narc!

<THE_MOLE>
God? He is the biggest biatch of them all!
</THE_MOLE>

Maybe the SS has people whose job is simply to search google for websites that contain the words "kill dubbya".

It could happen.

Fishbowl,
just ask Cyberpunk about Milkit;)

w00t! A Secret Service Malinois!

You guys don't think Shrubya has a Fark account and Farks, do you?

Fark Nark...
*sniff *sniff I smell a 28th for Pbsaurus

Naw, he wouldn't have an account. Just remember I have the armedededed forces at my command!

Sorry, no time to sign up for endless accounts today. I do have to get back to work. Just took a quick break from work and was delighted to find that we are feared by the POTUS.

Cyberpunk- Who is Milkit?

SS Guys and/or Girls -- I just want to second HPZ's post. I love you guys.

Learn who Milkit is here

How do I get a copy of NeoTrace express!?

And I seriously doubt the SS would have anything to say to me. I just reacted to the article, I didn't threaten Shrubya. I may think he's a dumb bastard, but I'd never wish death on anyone with a whole army of trained professionals bent on protection and killing. :-)

Maybe I also sould take this opportunity to point out that I harbor no ill will towards any gov'ts, gov't employees, divisions of any gov'ts, companies employed by any gov't and their employees, gov't contractors, elected officials, party nominees, or candidates for any elected offices of any gov'ts. For that matter I don't harbor any ill will towards anyone at all alive or dead or not born yet - except maybe the guys that broke into HPZ's car. Does that cover just about everyone?

BizB- Nice. Milkit seems a wee bit off his rocker. Maybe he is on a deep covert op to discover the Farking truth.....

09-06-01 03:53:55 PM MilkIt
fark off cyberfag...go hang out at the gaybar with your diseased friend...aren't you late for you 2:00pm buttstuffing?

Is is just me or does that sound familiar?

I may harbor ill will against gov'ts, gov't employees, divisions of gov'ts, companies employed by the gov't and their employees, gov't contractors, elected officials, party nominees, or candidates for any elected offices of those gov'ts ... but I certainly wouldn't want to kill anyone. All those folks listed above may be idiots, but they're not worth jail time or media attention. So let me make it very clear when I say I'M NOT WORTH THE SS's TIME SO THEY SHOULD LEAVE ME ALONE. :-)

The truth may be out there, but Milkit is waaaay out there. Somebody gave him a computer then threw him way the hell off into right field

09-06-01 07:45:29 PM MilkIt
oh my! Whats going to "happen" to me cyberdork (is that hard enough for ya?!)

Are the PC Police going to come bashing down my door and arrest me?!? Are they going gangrape me on the street if i say something bad?!?
OH NO!!!

It's quite possible.

MilkIt is NOT Jelloboy.

NexR, ROFLMAO!

"Kill George W. Bush"? I find it hard to believe that we pay SS people good money to search the web for "Kill George W. Bush" and sayings like "Kill George W. Bush". I mean, just because the words, "Kill George W. Bush" appear on a web page doesn't mean that someone actually has thoughts about "Killing George W. Bush". Hell, George W. Bush was just in my town yesterday and I never once had any thoughts about "Killing George W. Bush".

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NexR- Did it seem that the SS guys were not really into what they were doing? I was just imagining a low level ss guy sitting at his desk reading fark, when his boss tells him to drive out to chat with you. ; )

I think that Drew should post a story on this on Monday... Perhaps a warning to becareful what you say on FARK. Maybe the SS could throw down some beer $$$.

Fishbowl, they were quite serious about screening me, but I think(after a few minutes) they knew it was a joke and just had to go through the motions. They did really start grilling me when I failed to tell them my nexusreaver hotmail account when listing my other e-mail accounts to them. Truth is I didn't think about it because I hardly ever check it since it is solely for the purpose if Fark.

NexR: I think it had more to do with where you worked rather than the SS reading FARK.

Now I've gone and done it. I jumped into the squishy room. Thank god the firewall at work won't let me through or I'd never get anything done.

Fav, I don't think so. It's not like I have security clearance or anything. I'm a peon, the lowest of the low in my company.

i had a friend who's dad was a USSS agent, he used to tell us the funniest stories about going to see people who were squealed on by lowlifes. he said it took .5 seconds to figure out the harmless jokesters from the real idiots they had to keep tabs on. he was out of the Philly office, and said that they had to chase down about 5 a day. didn't matter who was in office. so sit back, have a brew, or two, and wait for the PMBP.

Thanks happy Wagoneer, I'm not too worried about it, and the brew is in front of me.

Mmmmm Guiness.

Here's something that might be of interest. The SS folks(1 guy and 1 lady) were asking me aboot where I travel to and where my friends live and such. Looks like I'm stuck here for a while otherwise I might have a few nuns in dark sunglasses following me down the highway.

Wagoneer, sorry about the "happy" I'm 2 scotches and 3 Guinesses on the way to bliss.

no need to be sorry, i am happy at the moment.
mmmmm.....scotch.
mmmmm.....Guiness

did the USSS people have the little ear things?
dark sunglasses?
;)

just in time for those of us who had an annoying night, or
in NexR's case, a run in with The Man, here comes tonights PsiDefect Midnight Boobies Post
since PsiD is offline this weekend, he asked me to do it. this is only my second day of doing any html, so if i get it wrong, i apologize. PsiD does all of my computer stuff at work.
the following links are NSFW and are from PsiD's personal, and extensive collection. so here it is:

Cue the jingle it PsiD's MBP

one
two
three

this one is a repeat from last night, but i just love it:

Jacqueline

well, there it is for tonight. PsiD will be back online sunday your regularly scheduled PMBP

Wagoneer, glad to hear you are happy.
Nope, no ear thingees, no sunglasses that I know of, but I'd bet they had them in a briefcase or pocket - like I did. We were in a little 12'x14' security room. Unfortunately, there wasn't a one way mirror. It would've been a lot cooler if there was.

Hmmmm, if there was a camera I didn't know about, there might be a vid of the incident. I'll have to look into it.