Bentai Tentai

A seamless integration between a kids' show about superpowered ten-year-olds
and hardcore tentacle porn...



Scene: Outdoors on slightly hilly terrain. Bentai, Gwentai, and Grandpa
face off against two of the more buffed and ugly Ben Ten alien villains.
The villains look visually something like Vilgax and the corrupted 4-armed 
version of Kevin 11, but think mentally something like Rocksteady and Bebop
from TMNT.

The three heroes are standing on low ground in classic battle poses looking
like they're ready to fight. Grandpa is wearing a jetpack and other assorted
alien technology. The villains are standing uphill of the three heroes,
looking relaxed, gloating and taunting because one of them is holding a
basketball-sized piece of alien technology.

GRANDPA: "We won't let you take the MacGuffin Device!"

BENTAI: "Yeah! We've beaten you before, and we can do it again!"

VILLAINS:
  "You've beaten us one at a time, but now we've joined forces."
  "Yeah! So it'll be a little harder to beat us!"

GRANDPA: "You two have no idea what that machine is capable of doing.
Just give it back and we'll let you go."

VILLAINS:
  "It sounds pretty awesome! We're definitely keeping it now!"
  "Yeah! If we can't use it, we can probably get a good price for it 
   from someone who, uh, --"
  [interrupting] "Don't let them know we don't know how to use it!"
  "I thought they already knew we don't know how to use it. He said we 
   don't know what it's capable of..."
  "ugh." [sighs]

GRANDPA: [to Bentai and Gwentai] "Get ready to fight."

Suddenly and for no good reason, a bunch of tentacles pull Gwentai offscreen.

GWENTAI: "Eeek!" 

BENTAI: "Gwentai!"

VILLAINS:
  "Whoa. It looks like we're getting some help."
  "It looks like she's getting some help too."

The tentacle creature starts carrying Gwentai away.

GWENTAI: "Help! I know what these tentacle things do, and I'm too young for
this shit!"

Bentai starts after her, but Grandpa runs up and puts a hand on his shoulder.

GRANDPA: "No! The MacGuffin Device is more important!"

BENTAI: "But that thing has Gwentai!"

GRANDPA: [takes a deep breath] "She'll survive. If we don't get the MacGuffin 
Device back, the whole Earth..." 

Grandpa's voice trails off, and Bentai nods. The two of them turn back to
face the villains. Grandpa fires up his jetback and charges at the alien
holding the MacGuffin, while Bentai transforms into Fourarms and wrestles
with the other villain. Some time during the short fight, Grandpa swoops
close enough to the MacGuffin to plant a small beeping device with a flashing
red LED on it. Then they hear Gwentai scream, and everyone hesitates.

GRANDPA: "Hold them off. I'm going after Gwentai."

Grandpa rockets off in the direction that the tentacle creature took Gwentai. 
Bentai turns to glance in Grandpa's direction and immediately gets conked on
the head and knocked out.



Bentai wakes as Grandpa shakes him. He looks up and sees a concerned Grandpa
and then Gwentai, who is covered in alien slime and not looking altogether
happy.

BENTAI: "They got away..."

GRANDPA: "It's all right. I'm glad you're okay. Let's head back to the van."



Scene: Back at Grandpa's motorhome. Gwentai immediately occupies the shower
while Grandpa tosses something in the microwave for the kids to eat and starts
working on a piece of equipment with a radar-like display.

BENTAI: "What's that you're working on?"

GRANDPA: "I was able to plant a homing beacon on the MacGuffin Device. If
I can get this to work, we will know exactly where it is."

BENTAI: "So what was that thing that grabbed Gwentai?"

GRANDPA: "That was a Pervert. From planet Perv. When they can't find 
girlfriends on their own planet, they go out into space and look for
girls on other worlds."

BENTAI: "So what did it do to Gwentai? Kiss her?"

GRANDPA: "Yyyeah. It kissed her. Really hard."

BENTAI: "Eww."

Grandpa gets the display to work after switching out a few more parts, and a
blinking light appears.

GRANDPA: "It looks like they're somewhere in town. I'll adjust the scanning
range and we can know exactly where."

BENTAI: "And then we'll go after them and get the MacGuffin Device back!"

GRANDPA: "I'll go after them. You stay here with Gwentai."

BENTAI: "You can't fight them both! We couldn't beat them together!"

GRANDPA: "So I won't fight them head-on. I'll just have to be smart about it.
I'll be back in two to three hours. Hold the fort."

Grandpa leaves. When Gwentai gets out of the shower and into fresh clothes,
she sees Bentai working on the same locator device.

GWENTAI: "What are you doing, and where is Grandpa?"

BENTAI: "Grandpa went to fight {$Villain1} and {$Villain2} on his own."

GWENTAI: "What? They're too strong!"

BENTAI: "I know. He used this locator to see where they were. Once I figure
out how to use it, I'll know where he's going. Then I'm going to go help him
out."

GWENTAI: "Um... You're not going to leave me here alone, are you? Because
I'm afraid that tentacle thing might have followed us, and I don't want to
be here by myself if it did."

BENTAI: "So come with me. We'll go rescue Grandpa together."


Scene: Inside a city as night falls. Grandpa is shadowing the two Villains,
waiting for an opportunity as they wander around semi-aimlessly.

VILLAINS:
  "Any idea what's causing that beeping noise?"
  "Are you still hearing it too?"
  "Yeah. It's been bothering me all day."
  "I wonder what it is."
  "I don't know, but it's getting really annoying. It seems to be coming from
   the MacGuffin Device."
  "Hmm." [turns it over and looks at it] "There's this flashy light thingy on
   the bottom."
  "I think its doing the beeping when it's doing the flashing. Look at it.
   Beep... Beep... Beep..."
  "I wonder what it means."
  "Maybe the MacGuffin Device is broken."
  "Maybe it needs to be recharged and it's running out of power."
  "Does the thing even have a power input port?"
  "I don't know." [he touches the homing beacon and it falls off] "Oops, it
   fell off."
  "I think it's broken now."
  "The MacGuffin Device isn't doing that beeping any more."
  "Yeah, but that little thing still is, and it's still flashing, too."


The villains see Grandpa's reflection in a window.

VILLAINS:
  "I think we're being followed."
  "Let's go."


The villains run away and turn a corner. Bentai and Gwentai arrive in time
and from the right direction to see where they are going. 

BENTAI: "They went into that building! Let's go!"

Grandpa rounds the corner in time to see Bentai and Gwentai running towards
a building covered in neon "PORN XXX PORN" signs. He damn near has a heart
attack and chases after them.


GWENTAI: [embarassed] "Umm... did you see what direction they went?"

BENTAI: "No. What's with all these pictures of naked people?"

GRANDPA: [bursting through the door] "THEY WENT THAT WAY! GO! GO! GO!"

Everyone runs to the back and through a back door into an empty area.


BENTAI: "They could have gone in any direction."

GRANDPA: "I thought I told you to stay in the van!" 

GWENTAI: "Grandpa, can you still track them?

GRANDPA: "No. They dropped the homing beacon."

BENTAI: "We could split up."

GRANDPA: "That's probably a bad idea."

BENTAI: "We have to find them and stop them now. This might be our only chance
to get the MacGuffin Device back. If one of us runs into them, we can send a
signal of some kind or make enough noise that the rest of us can find you."

GRANDPA: [thinks about it] "Hmm."

BENTAI: "Let's split off into three directions --"

GWENTAI: "Two directions. I'm staying with one of you."

GRANDPA: "Bentai... take care of your cousin. I'm going this way. If you can't
find them, me meet back at the van."

Grandpa leaves. Bentai and Gwentai walk in the other direction.


Scene: Some kind of hall with doors along the side. 

BENTAI: "Let's see if they might have gone through one of these doors..."

Bentai and Gwentai start opening doors and looking into them. Behind the 
very first door Gwentai opens is a mass of tentacles that grabs her and
pulls her in, covering her mouth so she can't scream. 

GWENTAI: "Mmmf!"

BENTAI: "Gwentai?" 

Bentai turns to where the sound came from and sees the door close. He jogs
over and opens the door. The other side opens to empty street with no sign
of Gwentai or the tentacle creature.


Scene: The Villains are standing in line at a fast-food stand.

BENTAI: "There you are! Alright you two, hand over the MacGuffin device
and hand over my cousin!"

VILLAINS: 
  "Your cousin?"
  "I think he means that girl. We don't have her."
  "Yeah. We haven't seen her since the fight this morning."
  "No, wait. We saw her in an alleyway with her boyfriend."
  "Was she was one of the girls those Perverts caught?"
  "Yeah. They were totally getting it on. I think we got some good
   pictures of them."
  "Ah, yeah, that's right. We were gonna YouTube it."

BENTAI: "Tell me where she is right now if you don't want to get hurt!"

VILLAINS: 
   "Oh, they were over that way somewhere. You remember?"
   "Not exactly, but somewhere that way."
   "Yeah."

Bentai looks at the Villains, looks at the MacGuffin device, and looks back
in the direction the Villains were pointing...

BENTAI: "Thanks. I'll be back."

Bentai leaves. 

VILLAINS: 
  "If they are so upset about losing the MacGuffin device, maybe we could
   offer them a cut of the profit we get for selling it."
  "What are you, stupid? That's less money for us!"
  "Or we could sell it back to them."
  "They live in a trailer. How much money could they have?" 
  "Hey, we're up. I'll have a supersized burger meal and an extra burger
   on the side."
  "Same for me. Don't worry, I got this. We'll be rich once we sell this
   thing."

The villain puts the MacGuffin Device on the counter to pull out his wallet.
Bentai zips in in his Accelerate form, grabs the MacGuffin Device, and zips
away before they can stop him.

VILLAINS:
  "Hey!"
  "Come back here!"
  "... You still paying?"



Scene: Back at the motorhome. Bentai is watching TV.

ANCHORMAN: "This is KZXQ Evening News at 8. I'm Peter Stonerock and our
top story tonight is the invasion of our town by mysterious tentacle
creatures. We have video from earlier today with Laura Bombshell." 

REPORTER: "This is Laura Bombshell reporting from Fourth and Third. 
Behind us, you can see over there, is one of those strange-looking
tentacle creatures that has been seen wandering around town today.
Nobody seems to know what they are, where they're from, or why they
EEEK! WHAT'S IT DOING? HELP! GET ME DOWN! ARE YOU STILL FILMING?"

ANCHORMAN: "If you would like to see the rest of this report, send $20
with your return address to KZXQ Studios at 1333 Main Street --"

The TV turns off. Ben looks around to see Grandpa by the doorway holding
the remote control.

GRANDPA: "You don't need to see this."

BENTAI: "I got the MacGuffin device."

GRANDPA: "Good." [he notices Gwentai missing] "Is Gwentai in bed?"

BENTAI: "... we got separated in the city. I was hoping you would find her."

GRANDPA: "We have to get her back, or hope she gets back here before they
decide to leave."

BENTAI: "{$Villain1} and {$Villain2}?"

Gwentai walks in the door, covered head to toe in a cm-thick layer of slime. 

GWENTAI: "Hi. I'm using the shower."

BENTAI: "Are you alright?"

GWENTAI: "No." [she closes the restroom door]

GRANDPA: "Bentai, why don't you get some paper towels and clean up the floor.
I am going to disable this thing so that nobody will ever be able to use
the MacGuffin Device again." [he pulls out the 9v battery]



Scene: Late at night in the motorhome. Everyone is sleeping. A window is
slightly open for fresh air, the curtains blowing inward with the breeze.
There is a noise. Gwentai wakes up and looks around. Everything looks normal,
though she doesn't remember the rose in a thin flower vase being there before.
She closes the window.

Then there is another noise, a knock at the front door. Gwentai opens the door
and looks out, sees nothing, then looks down and sees two small boxes on the
ground. One looks like a box of candy. She opens the other, smaller box, then
looks up and sees a tentacle creature looming in the moonlight.

GWENTAI: "No. No. Hell no. Go away and don't ever come back to this planet."

Gwentai's scream wakes Bentai and Grandpa instantly. They rush to the front
door and find nothing but the two boxes on the ground, one unopened, one empty. 
Grandpa sees something else in the dirt. He reaches down and finds a small
diamond ring.

BENTAI: "Where is Gwentai? What happened?"
 
GRANDPA: "The Pervert fell in love with Gwentai and is trying to take her back
to planet Perv, permanently. We have to catch it before it gets back to its
spaceship or we'll never see her again!"

BENTAI: "So where is its spaceship?"

GRANDPA: "I don't know, but it's probably somewhere near where we first ran
into it. Its tracks are going in that direction. We just have to follow it.
Get your shoes on."



Scene: Outdoors, near the original scene except it's night or possibly dawn.

Bentai and Grandpa catch up to the monster carrying Gwentai outside its
spaceship. Grandpa points a laser gun at it.

GRANDPA: "You let my granddaughter go or you can start losing tentacles!"

BENTAI: "Yeah! Drop her right now!"

GWENTAI: "Grandpa! Bentai! Kick this thing's ass if it has one!"

The Villains are watching from a ways over.

VILLAINS:
  "Look, they're right here. I told you this would happen."
  "Hey! We'll help you get your girl back if you'll give us back the
   MacGuffin Device!"

GRANDPA: "No deal! We can take this one on our own."

Bentai tries talking to the monster. 

BENTAI: "Listen! I know you're in love with Gwentai, but she's our family --
she's my cousin -- and we love her just like you do! Now let her go!"

The monster pauses for a moment and then lowers Gwentai to the ground.

GWENTAI: "Thanks, Bentai."

A bunch of tentacles suddenly jump out from offscreen and grab the Villains.

VILLAINS:
  "Hey!"
  "What's going on?"

GWENTAI: "You were those two jerks taking pictures of me on your camera
phone while I was screaming for help! Well, this is my 'boyfriend''s
cousin! His gay cousin! Enjoy your trip to planet Perv!"



Scene: A new day. Grandpa enters the motorhome carrying two bags of groceries.
He tosses a thick padded package at Bentai.

GRANDPA: "I have groceries. You have mail." 

BENTAI: "Thanks."

GRANDPA: "Want to help me put this stuff away?"

BENTAI: "Sure."

GRANDPA: "How's Gwentai doing?"

BENTAI: "She's still in bed."

GRANDPA: "Let her rest. She's had a rough time lately."

After they put the groceries away, Grandpa picks up a large bag of laundry
and heads for the door.

GRANDPA: "I'm going to the laundromat. We've gone through towels quickly
this week."

BENTAI: "Alright. See you."

Grandpa leaves. Bentai starts opening his package. Gwentai enters the scene
to get a glass of water.

BENTAI: "'Morning, Gwentai."

GWENTAI: "'Morning."

BENTAI: "Can I have one of your chocolates?"

GWENTAI: "Go ahead. I don't want them."

As Gwentai leaves the room, she notices Bentai putting something into the VCR.

GWENTAI: "What are you watching?"

BENTAI: "I'm not sure. It's this tape I got."

REPORTER: "This is Laura Bombshell reporting from Fourth and Third. 
Behind us, you can see over there, is one of those strange-looking
tentacle creatures that has been seen wandering around town today..."


Bentai doesn't get out of the hospital until shortly before Alien Force.