[Scene: Fox News studio]

HANNITY: "... and Fox News is very pleased to once again present some common sense from our favourite author, Ann Coulter, someone we like to have on our show again and again and again and again to express her unique viewpoint."

COULTER: "Thank you Sean. The reason why liberals support terrorism has to do with their contempt for human life, which is most prominent in the environmental movement."

[Suddenly, Mr. T bursts through the set's back wall!]

MR. T: "Don't be a Coulter fool! You know that's not true!"

COULTER: "Liberals are our enemies and they must be destroyed! The streets will run red with the blood of the infidels! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!"

MR. T: "You're crazy, fool!"

COULTER: "I am a Christian and you are oppressing my Christian beliefs! You hate Christians and you hate Jesus!"

MR. T: "Oh, you made a big mistake, fool."

[Mr. T throws Coulter into the sky] COULTER: "AIEEEEE!"

HANNITY: "Now, Mr. T, don't you think there's at least some truth in some of what Ann Coulter said? Like, all of it? In its entirety?"

MR. T: "Not at all, fool!"

[Mr. T throws Hannity into the sky] HANNITY: "Damn, that Mr. T can throw helluva far!"

[Mr. T points into the camera] MR. T: "Listen up! Don't be a Coulter fool!"