Dragon Nutz


GENERIC: "Hahaha! I am Generic, the evil villain who is trying 
to take over the world! I'm stronger than everyone on Earth
put together except for Dorkwad, the show's hero who gets to
beat all the bad guys by himself!"

DORKWAD: "That's me!"

GIRLYMAN: "Alright! We've got Dorkwad here with us right now,
so we can take him!"

SOME OTHER SPIKY HAIRED DUDE: "Yeah! Let's rock!"

DORKWAD: "Wait! I'm not dead yet!"

GIRLYMAN: "What?"

DORKWAD: "I can't save the world unless I'm dead! Girlyman,
Some Other Spiky Haired Dude, you hold him off until I'm back.
See you soon!"

[DORKWAD runs out into the highway and gets creamed by a truck.
GIRLYMAN catches DORKWAD's severed head.]

GIRLYMAN: "AAAH! Dorkwad is dead!"

GENERIC: [steps forward, cracking knuckles] "Heh, heh heh."


DORKWAD: "Hi, King Creep! I'm back!"

[King Creep jumps out of his sofa, grabs Dorkwad by the halo, drags
him to the edge of the island, and kicks him off:]

KING CREEP: "Augh! Dorkwad, what are you doing here? You're supposed
to be saving the Earth! Get back down there and help your friends."


[GENERIC is stomping his boot into SOME OTHER SPIKY HAIRED DUDE's face
like Thumper, and has GIRLYMAN in a headlock, giving him a noogie.]

GENERIC: "Squeal like a pig, Girlyman!"

GIRLYMAN: "EEeeEEeE! Save us, Dorkwad!"

[DORKWAD appears.]

DORKWAD: "Hi, fellas! I'm back! Did you miss me?"

[GIRLYMAN and SOME OTHER SPIKY HAIRED DUDE glower and grumble.]

GENERIC: "Ah, finally, someone worthy of my powers."

[GENERIC and DORKWAD fly into the sky and engage in fisticuffs
reminiscient of high-speed pattycake. Finally, they give up
and float down to the ground.]


DORKWAD: "I can't beat you at my normal power level, so now you
will see my hidden power! SIIIIIIEG HIIIIIEL!"

GIRLYMAN: "Wow! Dorkwad's gone..."

SOME OTHER SPIKY HAIRED DUDE: "Super-Aryan!"

GIRLYMAN: "Just look at those perfect blue eyes and blonde hair!"

GENERIC: "What the hell? Alright, I give up! I'm getting out of
this show right now before the Anti-Defamation League puts me on
a blacklist or something!"

DORKWAD: "No! I'm not letting you give up! In fact, I'm going
to force you to fight me for thirty more episodes!"

GENERIC: "You *are* a Nazi!" 

DORKWAD: "Bwahaha!"

GENERIC: "My career is ruined!"